Ever feel like your sock drawer is a ‘coalition of the willing’ but missing a key ally? Introducing George W. Bush Collage Socks—the ultimate in presidential foot diplomacy!
43rd Foot-mander in Chief: A medley of Bush’s most iconic moments, all in one sole-full experience!
Decisions, Decisions: Choose your size like you’re choosing a Supreme Court justice—from No Show to Knee High, and S, M, L, XL.
Quality Tex-Sox: As reliable as Texas oil and just as smooth.
Executive Foot Privilege: Walk into any room with the confidence of a two-term president.
Slip these on for the next State of the Union re-run, wear them to your American History class, or gift them to a fellow Republican as a ‘strategery’ to win over hearts and minds.
Washing Instructions: Wash in cold water to avoid any ‘Axis of Evil’ stains. Recommended to tumble dry on the ‘freedom isn’t free but it’s warm’ setting.
Disclaimer: Wearing these socks may result in an unquenchable desire to clear brush, paint portraits, or say things in a charming Texan accent. Your feet are now a ‘No Spin Zone’—proceed with humor and pride!