Ammunition Necktie: “Locked, Loaded, and Knotted”
Are you tired of ties that just… misfire? Are you ready to make a bang in the fashion world that rivals your shooting range prowess? Unholster your style with the Ammunition Necktie—because nothing says “I support the Second Amendment” like wrapping your neck in bullets!
- Caliber Couture: With a print that’s as sharp as your aim, you’ll be the center of attention at any gathering.
- A Right to Bear (Neck)Arms: Finally, a tie that fully understands your constitutional commitment.
- Target Acquired: Zero in on style with a fabric blend that’s smooth to the touch, much like your favorite rifle.
- Rapid-Fire Fashion: Perfect for GOP events, NRA meetings, or simply giving your Monday morning board meeting some extra firepower.
Care Instructions: Dry clean only. And remember, safety first—always check that you’re not actually wearing live ammo.
Disclaimer: Wearing this tie may cause a sudden desire to engage in spirited Second Amendment debates, an impulse to go clay pigeon shooting in a suit, and, of course, the irresistible urge to say, “Make my day.” Wear responsibly and always practice good trigger discipline—even in fashion!