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Two Things Every American Should Know How to Use Sticker: “The Two-for-One Tutorial on American-ness”

Ready to wear your patriotism on your sleeve—or at least, your bumper? Presenting the “Two Things Every American Should Know How to Use” sticker—a decal that’s half civic lesson, half tongue-in-cheek tutorial, and 100% red, white, and true!


  1. Freedom in a Flash: No need for a 400-page handbook; this sticker distills American essentials down to a decal-sized digest.
  2. Stick and Learn: This adhesive is as strong as your passion for constitutional rights. We can neither confirm nor deny that it’s been imbued with the spirit of 1776.
  3. Multipurpose Patriotism: Slap it on your car, gun safe, voting booth, or apple pie container—because nothing says “America” like options!
  4. Life Lessons: Whether it’s a voting lever or a BBQ lever, every American should master the essentials. This sticker’s your cheat sheet.

Get ready to chuckle, nod, and then school your friends on the American must-knows, whether you’re at a GOP fundraiser, an election watch party, or just shooting the breeze at the family BBQ.

Care Instructions: Apply once and let freedom ring. Made to withstand even the most heated political debates.

Disclaimer: Using this sticker may result in spontaneous trivia contests, rigorous debates on American history, and a newfound enthusiasm for high school civics. Use with a dollop of freedom and a sprinkle of humor!

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Weight 0.226796 oz
Dimensions 3 × 3 × 3 in
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