Do you hear that? It’s the sound of freedom ringing…from your neck! Wave your patriotism high and tight with our American Flag Tie—a fashion statement that’s more American than apple pie and tax cuts!

Features:

1. Freedom Fabric: Crafted from the kind of material that would make Betsy Ross trade in her needle and thread.
2. Patriotic Panache: Show off your stars and stripes in a manner even Uncle Sam would approve of.
3. Constitutionally Chic: Pairs as well with a navy blazer as it does with a Second Amendment tank top.
4. Old Glory, New Look: A fresh spin on the timeless symbol of American freedom and, of course, fashion.

Perfect for July 4th barbecues, Republican events, or any occasion where liberty and lapels collide.

Care Instructions: Dry clean only. Because freedom may be messy, but your tie shouldn’t be.

Disclaimer: Wearing this tie may incite spontaneous renditions of “The Star-Spangled Banner,” uncontrollable fireworks displays, and the freedom to outdress every Democrat in the room. Handle with patriotic care!