Tired of constant woke company messages telling you to “Just Do It”? Need a day off? Perhaps you’re just feeling a tad rebellious? Introducing the “Just Don’t Do It” shirt, where ‘meh’ meets fashion.
- 100% Republican-approved.
- Ideal for days when your ambitions include not getting off the couch.
- Perfect attire for canceling plans at the last minute.
- High-quality print that won’t fade, much like your desire to not do things.
- Pairs well with bed hair, mismatched socks, and a laissez-faire attitude.
Ditch the pressure, embrace the chill, and declare your allegiance to the Church of Not Today. Whether it’s for workout avoidance, turning down that 10th Zoom call, or just giving your sneakers a break, this shirt has got you covered. Because sometimes, the best action is inaction.
Washing Instructions: If you can muster up the energy, or just when you feel like it. Maybe tomorrow.
Note: Wearing this shirt may increase your chances of receiving spontaneous high-fives from fellow couch enthusiasts.