Do you love dad jokes almost as much as you love liberty? Do you get a tiny thrill every time someone rolls their eyes at your political puns? Then do we have the shirt for you!
- Patriotism Overload: Proudly wear your 1776% certainty. Because 100% just wasn’t American enough.
- Conversation Starter: Or ender, depending on who you’re talking to.
- Trendy Design: Perfect for BBQs, 4th of July fireworks, or that history-themed costume party you’ve been dying to crash.
- Durable Print: Much like your beliefs, this print isn’t going anywhere, no matter how many liberal lattes get spilled on it.
Declare your stance, showcase your wit, and maybe (just maybe) lighten up the political conversation a smidge. Remember, laughter is bipartisan!
Washing Instructions: For best results, wash in cold water and avoid mixing with “Feel the Bern” undies.
Disclaimer: Shirt may not actually increase or decrease your likability among liberals. But it’s a surefire way to get a reaction!