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I Didn't Claw My Way to the Top of the Food Chain to Eat Vegetables


  • 100% Cotton
  • 6.1 oz. 100% preshrunk cotton
  • Direct-to-garment printed
  • Generous Fit
  • Available in all sizes XS-XXXL
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Are you more red meat than green leaf? More GOP than GMO? If your idea of a salad is a few leaves of lettuce snuck under a half-pound burger, then have we got the shirt for you!


  1. Carnivore’s Creed: Ideal for anyone whose food pyramid is more like a meat mountain.
  2. Political Panache: Showcase your conservative flair and your dietary preferences, all in one go.
  3. Quality Fabric: Durable enough to withstand both political debates and BBQ sauce spills.
  4. Jaw-Dropping Design: As attention-grabbing as a T-bone steak at a vegan potluck.

This shirt is perfect for wearing to Republican gatherings, meat festivals, or while hunting for the ideal steakhouse. Get ready to marinate yourself in laughs and compliments!

Washing Instructions: For best results, wash in cold water. Blood stains from the steak are optional.

Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt may lead to carnivorous cravings, a barrage of broccoli jokes, and potentially polarizing dinner table discussions. Proceed with a sense of humor and maybe a side of bacon!

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Weight 0.226796 oz
Dimensions 3 × 3 × 3 in

Black, Blue, Grey, Red, White


2X – Long Sleeve, 2X – Short Sleeve, 3X – Long Sleeve, 3X – Short Sleeve, L – Long Sleeve, L – Short Sleeve, M – Long Sleeve, M – Short Sleeve, S – Long Sleeve, S – Short Sleeve, XL – Long Sleeve, XL – Short Sleeve

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