Don’t Like Guns Don’t Buy One Sticker: “The Libertarian Love Note in Adhesive Form”

Hey there, freedom lover! Tired of debating your Second Amendment rights with Aunt Karen at every family dinner? Let your bumper do the talking with our “Don’t Like Guns Don’t Buy One” sticker. It’s the kind of clear-cut logic that’s impossible to argue with, much like the idea that apple pie should always be served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Features:

1. Freedom 101: A quick lesson in personal liberty, all in one handy, sticky form.
2. The Unbeatable Argument: Less time debating, more time doing other American things, like grilling or voting.
3. True Grit Adhesive: Made with an adhesive as steadfast as your beliefs. Sticks to your car like freedom sticks to the American spirit.
4. The Universal Translator: Translates your opinion into something even the most vehement anti-gun folks can understand (or at least ponder while stuck in traffic).

Place this decal on your bumper, ammo box, or above your constitutionally-protected home arsenal, and prepare to see some nods of agreement—or, at the very least, some contemplative stares in the rearview mirror.

Care Instructions: Apply with the same level of care as you would exercise your right to bear arms: responsibly and proudly.

Disclaimer: Slapping this sticker on your vehicle may cause outbreaks of common sense, friendly nods from fellow conservatives, and an occasional rolling of the eyes from Aunt Karen. Affix with both caution and a sense of humor!