Are you ready to declare open season on political silliness? Want to turn heads, roll eyes, and spark conversations all at once? Get your hands on our “America Has An Infestation Problem DemocRATS” sticker—the perfect blend of puns, politics, and pest control!
- Pest-Resistant Design: Perfect for showcasing your disdain for DemocRATS, in a format that’ll stick to anything (except liberal sensibilities).
- Cheesy, But Effective: Like a good trap, this sticker will catch the attention of friends and foes alike.
- Heavy-Duty Adhesive: Designed to cling as tightly to surfaces as Dems do to identity politics.
- Universal Use: Suitable for your truck, laptop, or even your neighbor’s organic, vegan, free-range compost bin (ask for permission, of course).
Unroll this sticker and slap it onto any surface where you feel the DemocRATS are running rampant—like a college campus, a vegan café, or a Bernie Sanders rally.
Care Instructions: Just stick it and forget it! This sticker is as maintenance-free as a libertarian utopia.
Disclaimer: Using this sticker might attract nods of approval from conservatives, eye rolls from left-wingers, and an uncontrollable urge to debate politics at Thanksgiving dinner. Apply with wit and get ready to debate!